Dad for Beginners

Amateurism at its best

July 28, 2013
by Creed

Parenting as an Egomaniac

We are all ego-monsters. At least to some degree, everything we do is to feed our own sense of pomp. Not entirely, but everyone has some in them. Ego can be a great thing. A healthy dose can help us … Continue reading

baby bathtub

July 24, 2013
by Creed

How to Buy the Best Baby Bathtub

Children are filthy for a variety of reasons. So I thought that I would do what any logical adult would do, put the baby in the sink and just soap it up. The sink is the perfect size for a … Continue reading

letter to a new father

July 18, 2013
by Creed
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Letter to a New Father from a New Father

Dear New Father, Hello. This is a letter to a new father (you), from me, also a new father. How are you today? Well rested? Good. Say goodbye to that feeling forever. Remember when you could sleep for 10 hours, … Continue reading

newborn headbutting

July 11, 2013
by Creed

Newborn Headbutting: The Goat-Like Tendency of Babies

Newborn babies have goat-like tendencies, chief among these is newborn headbutting. This is a far cry from the typical things that you hear; that newborn babies are like potatoes, or aliens, or Winston Churchill bobbleheads…no, newborn babies are more like … Continue reading

save money during pregnancy

July 5, 2013
by Creed

How to Save Money During Pregnancy, pt. 2

How to save money during pregnancy–it’s an eternal problem for expecting parents. It is a myth that pregnant women have to gain any more weight than the weight of the baby during their pregnancy. The perceived weight gain and focus … Continue reading

having a baby

July 1, 2013
by Creed

How Having a Baby Changes Your Perspective on Children

I’ll be the first one to admit that I never liked children. I still don’t. Even after having a baby, I can honestly admit that I do not care for children. However, whether or not you like kids, having a … Continue reading

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