Dad for Beginners

Amateurism at its best

July 28, 2013
by Creed
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Parenting as an Egomaniac

We are all ego-monsters. At least to some degree, everything we do is to feed our own sense of pomp. Not entirely, but everyone has some in them. Ego can be a great thing. A healthy dose can help us … Continue reading

July 24, 2013
by Creed
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How to Bathe a Baby Like a Normal Human

Children are filthy for a variety of reasons. So I thought that I would do what any logical adult would do, put the baby in the sink and just soap it up. The sink is the perfect size for a … Continue reading

July 18, 2013
by Creed
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Letter to a Brand New Father from a Recently New Father

Dear New Father, Hello. How are you today? Well rested? Good. Say goodbye to that feeling forever. Remember when you could sleep for 10 hours, nay, 12 hours if you felt like it? Remember those days? Waking up at 11a, … Continue reading

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July 11, 2013
by Creed
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The Goat-Like Tendencies of a Newborn

Newborn babies have goat-like tendencies. This is a far cry from the typical things that you hear; that newborn babies are like potatoes, or aliens, or Winston Churchill bobbleheads…no, newborn babies are more like goats. Surprisingly, caring for a newborn … Continue reading

July 5, 2013
by Creed
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How to Save Money During Pregnancy, pt. 2

The Myth of Maternity Clothing and Weight Gain During Pregnancy It is a myth that pregnant women have to gain any more weight than the weight of the baby during their pregnancy. Moreover, it is pure fiction that they have … Continue reading

July 1, 2013
by Creed
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How Having a Baby Changes Your Perspective on Children

I’ll be the first one to admit that I never liked children. I still don’t. Even after having a baby, I can honestly admit that I do not care for children. However, whether or not you like kids, having a … Continue reading

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