Dad for Beginners

Amateurism at its best

August 27, 2014
by Creed
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The Chrysalis

The constant stress of economic turmoil is how our system was designed. Although the architect may not have prophesied the utter cataclysmic reality that you now find yourself in, they certainly designed the entire structure out of self-interest. Self-interest is … Continue reading

August 20, 2014
by Creed
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When Cultures Clash…pt. 3

Birth Preparations “You know, people in my country didn’t have birthing classes, they didn’t do exercises! They didn’t have epidurals – and they’re fine!” pt. 1, Birth Announcements pt. 2, Easter Bunny    

August 11, 2014
by Creed
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Parents, Babies, and Human Waste: A Short Treatise on Infant Feces

People don’t like to discuss human defecate. For some reason, human bowel movements are socially taboo. It makes little sense since humans will willingly discuss things like breathing, sleeping, eating and virtually every other physiological requirement without any concern for … Continue reading

pulling your weight

August 5, 2014
by Creed
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Pulling Your Weight: A Discourse on Stay-at-Home Parenting

I’m awakened at 5am by the sound of incessant caterwauling. What is it? Is that a homeless feline being dissected by a vagrant with a bowie knife? No, that’s my son and he’s packing a load in his britches so large … Continue reading

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