Dad for Beginners

Amateurism at its best

November 26, 2014
by Creed

Why We Love Egg Nog

The holiday season is officially upon us. Nowhere is that more apparent than in your local grocery stores, where assuredly the typical Christmas-themed garbage has already been on display for several weeks. We do this every year and predictably so, … Continue reading


November 16, 2014
by Creed

The Piñata

Young children do not need further incentive to be mischievous. It is a relatively well-known fact amongst the parent population that kids have an uncanny ability to find trouble where seemingly none exists. If manufacturing malfeasance was an industry, child … Continue reading

November 14, 2014
by Creed

The Mythical Creatures of Childhood, pt. 4: Chuck Norris

Some punk teenager just told me a Chuck Norris joke. This ends now. If you are reading this and were born after 1992, please close the window now. Actually, who am I kidding? Kids don’t read anymore. Kid’s lives these … Continue reading


November 3, 2014
by Creed
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Autumnal Darkness

The autumn season is in full swing and never is that more apparent than when people constantly remind you that it is, indeed, fall. Humans feel the need to fill silence with meaningless conversation and the annual onset of autumn … Continue reading

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