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birthing classes

September 17, 2013
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How to Save Money During Pregnancy, pt. 3 – Birthing Classes

Birthing classes are a typical materialistic and shallow 20th century invention. Childbirth is a phenomenon that has been completed successfully for many thousands of years. It is a task that without which, perpetuation of the human species would dissolve and the … Continue reading

baby bathtub

July 24, 2013
by Creed
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How to Buy the Best Baby Bathtub

Children are filthy for a variety of reasons. So I thought that I would do what any logical adult would do, put the baby in the sink and just soap it up. The sink is the perfect size for a … Continue reading

save money during pregnancy

July 5, 2013
by Creed
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How to Save Money During Pregnancy, pt. 2

How to save money during pregnancy–it’s an eternal problem for expecting parents. It is a myth that pregnant women have to gain any more weight than the weight of the baby during their pregnancy. The perceived weight gain and focus … Continue reading

having a baby

July 1, 2013
by Creed
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How Having a Baby Changes Your Perspective on Children

I’ll be the first one to admit that I never liked children. I still don’t. Even after having a baby, I can honestly admit that I do not care for children. However, whether or not you like kids, having a … Continue reading

perineal massage

June 24, 2013
by Creed
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Perineal Massage: How to Finger Your Wife With a Purpose

A good old fashioned fingerbang is often one of the first sexual experiences for a young man. Although a minor accomplishment when compared to the sexual spectrum of adult life, it is monumental in adolescence. It is a milestone. It … Continue reading

birthing classes

June 18, 2013
by Creed
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How to Help Your Wife Maintain her Dignity During Childbirth

Let’s be honest, from a purely mechanical perspective, childbirth does not uphold a high level of decorum. She will be groaning, grunting and sweating like a tug boat captain off the coast of New Jersey in high summer, all combined with … Continue reading

openly vulnerable dad

June 15, 2013
by Creed
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How to be an Emotional Father

The emotional attachment of being a father sometimes scares me. I’m willing to admit that I’m pretty unavailable when it comes to extroverted emotion. I don’t like it. I don’t like when other people get emotional around me. I don’t … Continue reading

pregnancy pillow

June 10, 2013
by Creed
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How to Save Money During Pregnancy, pt. 1 – The Pregnancy Pillow

There is a lot of money spent on marketing campaigns designed to convince pregnant women they need items that they do not. One glaring example of this is the pregnancy pillow. Essentially, it is a giant molar-shaped futon mattress with … Continue reading

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