Dad for Beginners

Amateurism at its best

November 14, 2014
by Creed

The Mythical Creatures of Childhood, pt. 4: Chuck Norris

Some punk teenager just told me a Chuck Norris joke. This ends now. If you are reading this and were born after 1992, please close the window now. Actually, who am I kidding? Kids don’t read anymore. Kid’s lives these … Continue reading

April 16, 2014
by Creed
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The Mythical Creatures of Childhood, pt 3: Easter Bunny

As we move deeper into the pantheon of false childhood beings, the obviously sensational nature of these creatures takes a backseat due to the rewards they bring. Children can be bribed into believing almost anything. Because the fictional beings of … Continue reading

December 19, 2013
by Creed
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The Mythical Creatures of Childhood, pt. 2: Elf on the Shelf

Children are very trusting. Why wouldn’t they be? After all, they are completely dependent upon their parents and given that the parents believe in feeding, clothing, and taking care of the child, there is no reason why the child would … Continue reading

December 6, 2013
by Creed

The Mythical Creatures of Childhood, pt. 1: Santa

One of the most beautiful and precious characteristics about a bright-eyed little person is their unquestionable innocence. Babies are the pinnacle of human purity. They live their lives without the stress of financial needs. They are blissfully ignorant to the … Continue reading

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