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for fuck's sake

June 4, 2017
by Creed

For Fuck’s Sake

“Fuck me!” Mary Ann shouted in a fury of rage. “Oh for fuck’s sake!” Tom shouted. She was fucking fed up and frustrated as fuck. Her fucking husband, Tom, couldn’t get it though his thick fucking head that there was … Continue reading

July 26, 2015
by Creed

The Vegan Rapper Inside

“Where’s the beef?” I scream aggressively as I head into the rap battle. No one had told me beforehand that this was a vegan rap battle and that vegan rappers don’t beef, they tempeh. Embarrassed, I awkwardly mutter, “uh, where’s … Continue reading

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