Dad for Beginners

Amateurism at its best

December 5, 2014
by Creed

Setting Career Goals for your Child

As a child, the question “what do you want to be when you grow up?” comes up a lot. For kids, this is often an incomprehensible question. In order to properly understand and answer this question, a child would first … Continue reading


December 2, 2013
by Creed

Old People, Babies, and Dogs

We place importance on interesting things. Priorities always make sense in one’s own mind, but sometimes even the most well intentioned priorities are questionable. The ways in which we collectively treat old people, babies, and dogs is a great example … Continue reading

babies and flame retardants

November 20, 2013
by Creed

Babies and Flame Retardants

It is real popular right now to chastise plastics and flame retardants as “unhealthy” and “dangerous,” especially in relation to children, baby products, and in general anything related to babies and flame retardants. But are flame retardants really harmful to … Continue reading

famous babies

November 4, 2013
by Creed

The Next Famous Babies

There is literally no way to predict if a baby will become famous or noteworthy. The few famous babies who did enjoy a brief run in the spotlight do not typically become famous adults also. Those adults who gain or … Continue reading


October 7, 2013
by Creed

Parenting on the Edge

Parenting has pushed me to unknown lengths. As I’ve learned from my mistakes, I have come to the conclusion that I occasionally journey down the path less traveled. As a father, I live my life on the edge. When I … Continue reading

raising kids

August 5, 2013
by Creed

Raising Kids: Children Might Be Parasites

Raising kids is difficult, especially when children and babies don’t always seem all that different from parasites. They attach themselves to a host. They consume. They contribute nothing. In fact, one could argue that raising kids from fetal to age … Continue reading

baby bathtub

July 24, 2013
by Creed

How to Buy the Best Baby Bathtub

Children are filthy for a variety of reasons. So I thought that I would do what any logical adult would do, put the baby in the sink and just soap it up. The sink is the perfect size for a … Continue reading

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