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September 12, 2013
by Creed
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Enraged Nocturnal Caterwauling

My son has finally achieved a post-colic status. He is now, for the most part, a semi-normal baby who has replaced the sporadic shrieking, spontaneous screaming, and capricious crankiness with a mere mild level of intermittent annoyingness. This is cause … Continue reading

September 6, 2013
by Creed
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Parental Pseudo-Bipolarism

 “Oh my god! Two options are running through my head right now. 1. To jump out the window of a 20-story building or 2. To fucking put him in the crib and run and run and run the fuck away.” … Continue reading

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